Yi Jianlian

Can suck my motherfucking dick. No homo.

You get picked to play for the bucks, you don't want to play for the bucks, so you start off by acting like we never drafted you in the first . Ignore us, pretend we don't exist, don't return our calls, make us fly out to Vegas to meet with you and beg you to at least come take a look at Milwaukee before you diss it in front of the world. Tell us you don't want to play here because we don't have a large Chinese population, no wait it's because you can't get endorsements. No, actually, now it's because you want to be ready for the Olympics and won't get enough time playing on the Bucks because we don't need a power forward.

Are you fucking kidding me? A power forward, the same position that every year we say "next year if we get a power forward we will be a force to contend with." But hey, the Bucks don't need a power forward. Villanueva isn't coming off of an injury...christ, this whole thing is so fucking outrageously offensive and transparent I can't even go on.

You don't want to come to Milwaukee? You think our city is beneath you? Well, here's a little comparison between Milwaukee and Gaungdong:

Milwaukee
Birthplace of Adam Loeb

Gauangdong
Birthplace of SARS

Guess who wins?

I'M A J

So, that first post, the welcome shit, how gay was that? Very. So the reason why i finally got all my shit together and finally came with a blog that I'm going to keep up with is because of the following joint.
click this!


So, what's better than the song. I don't know, the following review from cocaineblunts.com:
STOP THE PRESSES ‘I’M A J’ IS THE RAWEST SHIT EVER. I JUST FIGURED I’D LET YOU GUYS AND MY BLOG PALS KNOW ABOUT THIS BRAND NEW RECORD BY FABO AND LIL JON AND GUCCI MANE. IT’S CALLED I’M A J AND IT IS OFF THE MEAT RACK AND CAUSING ALL SORTS OF MEAT JUICES TO DRIP ALL OVER THE FLOOR SO SOMEONE NEEDS TO CALL THE XXL INTERN TO WIPE THAT SHIT DOWN SHOULDERS PANTS WHATEVER WHATEVER. FUCK 50 PUT THIS SONG ON THE COVER OF THE WHOLE WORLD. THE BEAT ALONE DESERVES A PLATINUM PLAQUE AND GINGIVITIS SURGERY. I THOUGHT THE KID WAS SAYING ‘AMADEUS’ AT FIRST BUT IT TURNS OUT HE’S SAYING ‘I’M A J.’


I think that says it all.

WELCOME

So, after a bunch of fucking around, three blog sites which passwords I can't remember, and a whole lot of other shit, I now present the blog. Here, at this blog, you will find posts on topics including but not limited to Milwaukee, new hip-hop shit, West Africa, crime, L.A, old hip-hop shit, comedy, film, The Wire, Vanity Fair, books, urban decay, and so much more.