Monday, June 16, 2008

What Is A Man To Think?

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Movie Review #4: Indiana Jones And the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Hmmmmm. Not the best movie ever, not the worst movie ever.
While some of it was gay, not all of it was gay.
While some of the action was cheesy and campy, not all of it was cheesy and campy.
While the Crystal Skull looked like it was made for five dollars, the little subdivision in New Mexico did not.
While Indiana Jones is old, he didn't act nor look it.
While there was an alien, there weren't too many aliens.
While there was that thing with the monkeys, there was also the thing with the ants.

Tha Carter III Good for me?

Soon we shall see.
If it is how I hope it will be.
I want to listen to it wonderfully.
On a boat, out at sea.
With Weezy F. Baby. ( No homo)

Does a crazy man stay crazy after 12 years?




When I was 14, I bought Mobb Deep's The Infamous. This is not a review
of that album (which is great) nor is it the story of how it changed my
life (which it didn't) although I could blog about it at length. It's
got one of my all time favorite verses, mainly the final verse on Survival
of the Fittest
not to mention everyone's favor tie mid 90's Ny hardcore banger, Shook Ones Pt. 2. But again, that's another day.

The point of today's lecture is that Prodigy, is a crazy person. His paranoia and belief in weird shit (in the Alchemist's words, "flying saucers") has been written about and discussed at length in certain circles.

His intro The Infamous
is legendary, in certain circles of course, for it's absurdity. For
starters, the intro is track two, track one is actually a song. Go
figure. Ahead of their time I guess. But, track two, the intro, is
basically Prodigy talking all types of crazy shit. At the time, I
thought it was one of the funniest things I had ever heard. It still
is. I googled it and I've copied and pasted some of the amazing things
he said.

1995:
"I been doin this shit for years; holdin' heat, sellin, using, abusing all types of drugs. Robbin' niggas, runnin up in niggas' cribs, ya know? The whole shit... So When you see me at a show, on stage or on the street, I definetely got the gat on me, know what I'm sayin? Knowaimean?

And I know a lot of ya'll niggas, matter fact all ya'll niggas right now listenin to this shit like "yeah, yeah we gon' see them Mobb Deep niggas. We gon' see what they about. Knowatimsayin? Touch where they head is at."

Yo, I'll let ya'll niggas know right now yaknowwatimsayin you aint gotta waste yo time or yo money on ya hospital bills. If you step to me on a personal level, I don't back down easy knowatmsayin? There's a good chance ya ass is either gon' get shot, stabbed, or knuckled down, one out of the three. So don't gamble wit ya life, du'. Word up. And believe me, I know very well I can get shot, stabbed, or f**ked up too, whatever. I aint super-nigga I'm a lil skinny mothaf**ker. It's all about who gets who first though, knowaimsayin?

And oh yeah.. to all them rap ass niggas wit ya half assed rhymes talkin
bout how much you get high, how much weed you smoke and that crazy
space shit that don't even make no sense: don't ever speak to me when
you see me,knowaimsaying? Word. Imma have to get on some ol' high school shit, start punchin niggas in they face just for livin."

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Sounds tough right? Let's not forget is this the cat that promised to "rock you in the face, stab your brain with your nosebone." Also, Keith Murray, who accoding
to Byron Crawford, used to get high and rap about some crazy space shit
saw Prodigy out and beat the shit out of him. But that's another story.
Anyway,Prodgiy is bat-shit crazy, and he's about to go away for three years on a gun charge, and it's scared the shit out of him.


He wrote this one a few weeks back as a guest bloger
on Vibe.com. While not the greatest blog entry of all time ever written by a rapper, it's still
thecockamanie ramblings of a lunatic. Here it is in it's all caps glory.

RITUALISTIC MURDER

WHAT’S GOING ON YALL? WELL EVERYDAY IS AN ADVENTURE IN THIS PLACE. I THINK I’VE READ SO MANY BOOKS THAT I GOTTA TAKE A WEEK OFF FROM READING BEFORE I GET INTO MY NEXT 3 BOOKS. FOR THE PAST 4 DAYS, I’VE BEEN JUST WRITING THESE BLOGS. I HAVE A LIST FULL OF TOPICS I’VE
MADE TODAY, SO I CAN JUST LOOK AT THE LIST AND PICK A TOPIC TO BEGIN
BREAKING IT ALL DOWN. TODAY, I DECIDED TO GET ON SOME REAL SERIOUS
SHIT. ALL MY BLOGS ARE SERIOUS, BUT THIS ONE IS VERY PERSONAL, AND IT
WILL HIT CLOSE TO HOME.

TO COMMIT MURDER IS THE MOST EVIL AND
CRUEL THING THAT A PERSON CAN DO TO ANOTHER PERSON. BUT, UNDER CERTAIN
CIRCUMSTANCES IS MURDER JUSTIFIABLE AND CLEARLY UNDERSTANDABLE?

FOR
EXAMPLE: IF A WOMAN AND HER CHILDREN ARE GETTING READY FOR BED AND A
RAPIST BREAKS INTO THEIR HOME AND TRIES TO RAPE THE WOMAN IN FRONT OF
HER CHILDREN, BUT ONE OF THE LITTLE BOYS GETS MOMMY’S GUN OR A KITCHEN
CLEAVER AND USES IT ON THE RAPIST TO SAVE HIS MOMMY. IS IT JUSTIFIABLE
AND UNDERSTANDABLE IF THE RAPIST DIES FROM THE WOUND? THERE ARE SEVERAL
EXAMPLES LIKE THIS ONE THAT WILL JUSTIFY A PERSON COMMITTING A MURDER.

ON
THE OTHER HAND, IF YOU MURDER A PERSON BECAUSE THAT PERSON SLAPPED YOU
ACROSS THE FACE AND CALLS YOU A BITCH, THEN YOU DESERVE TO SIT IN A
JAIL CELL WITH MANY YEARS TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. THESE
TYPES OF MURDERS ARE COMMON AND WE HEAR ABOUT THEM OFTEN ON THE NEWS
AND IN THE PAPER: AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER GUNNED DOWN WHILE MINDING THEIR
OWN BUSINESS, THE JEALOUS WOMAN WHO STABBED HER BOYFRIEND TO DEATH IN
THE NAME OF LOVE AND RAGE, A FAMILY OF 4 WHO WAS KILLED BY A DRUNK
DRIVER THAT THE POLICE ARE STILL LOOKING FOR, OR THE CHILDREN WHO WERE
PLAYING WITH A GUN THATACCIDENTLY FIRED KILLING ONE OF THEM. AND AS CRAZY AS IT SOUNDS THESE ARE THE KINDS OF MURDERS THAT WE ARE USED TO HEARING ABOUT.

BUT, WHAT ABOUT THE RITUALISTIC MURDER?
DO
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD OF IT? WELL MANY RITUALISTIC
MURDERS HAPPEN ALL THE TIME, BUT PEOPLE DON’T EVEN REALIZE THAT A
RITUAL IS TAKEN PLACE. FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW: A RITUAL IS A
RELIGIOUS OR NON-RELIGIOUS SEQUENCE OF ACTS INITIATED IN ORDER TO
CONJURE UP OR PRODUCE A POSITIVE AND/OR NEGATIVEENGERY. HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES OF RITUALISTIC MURDER, THAT YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T REALIZE:
WAR- IF WEAPONS WERE NEVER CREATED THERE WOULDN’T
BE ANY OF THESE HORRIBLE WARS. WAR IS CREATED TO PUT FEAR INTO PEOPLES
MINDS; TO MAKE MONEY FOR THE LOW LEVEL ELITE WHO RUN THIS PLANET. IT’S
ALSO RITUALISTIC MURDER PLAYED OUT BY SATANIC WORSHIPPERS. MOST OF THE
SOLDIERS HAVE NO IDEA OF WHAT’S GOING ON. ALSO, WAR CHANGES LAWS AND
CREATES NEW ONE’S IN FAVOR OF THE ELITE WHO RUN THE PLANET. SO, THEY
CAN IMPOSE THEIR SCHEME ON US ALL. WHICH IS ONE WORLD ORDER!!!
W.T.C. 9-11- IT AMAZES ME HOW THE FAMILIES OF THE PEOPLE WHO LOST THEIR LIVES IN THIS BUILDING ON SEPTERMBER 11, 2001, ARE NOT RAISING HELL OVER THIS BULLSHIT. THE PRESIDENT (BUSH), THE F.B.I., THE FEMA AND EVERY OTHER GOV. AGENCY ARE LYING TO THEM AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ABOUT THE FACTS OF THIS CASE.

THERE
WERE BOMBS GOING OFF ON JUST ABOUT EVERY FLOOR AND THAT’S THE ONLY
THING THAT CAUSED THE TOWERS TO COLLAPSE SO PERFECTLY IN DEMOLITION
FORMATION. THE STEEL BEAMS THAT HELD THOSE BUILDINGS UP WERE IMPOSSIBLE
TO DESTROY WITH FIRE FROM JET FUEL. THIS WAS CONFIRMED BY NUMEROUS
EXPERTS IN THE FIELD OF FIRE, STEEL, AND JET FUEL. IT’S BEEN CONFIRMED
BY FIRE MEN ON THE SCENE OF THE MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS OF BOMBS GOING OFF.
THESURVIVERS, POLICE, WITNESSES AND DEMOLITIAN EXPERTS ALL CONFIRM THE
SAME. ONE FIREMAN BADLY INJURED, BUT SURVIVED WHILE SAVING LIVES WAS
TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL WHERE NEWS REPORTERS INTERVIEWED HIM.

IN
HIS INTERVIEW HE SAID HE’D SEEN THE ACTUAL BOMBS WITH HIS VERY OWN EYES
EXPLODING. WHEN HE RECOVERED FROM HIS INJURIES HE WENT HOME AND WEEKS
LATER WAS FOUND DEAD. THE CAUSE OF DEATH WAS PROCLAIMED TO BE A
SUICIDE. THE NEWSPAPERS SAID (AND I READ THIS MYSELF,) THE FIREMAN SHOT
HIMSELF 8 TIMES AND DIED FROM THE SELF-INFLICTING GUNSHOT WOUNDS. I
CAN’T BELIEVE NOBODY ELSE HAS BROUGHT THIS UP IN A CONVERSATION
ANYWHERE. PEOPLE, THESE ARE FACTS.

LOOK THEM UP AND YOU’LL
SEE. SIMPLY GOOGLE OR USE ANY SEARCH ENGINE OF YOUR CHOICE. ALSO, IN
ORDER TO PROVE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT SOME SPOOKY ARAB TERRORIST
DID THIS, AMAZINGLY THE PASSPORT FROM ONE OF THE “SUPPOSED,” TERRORIST
MADE IT THROUGH THE INCREDIBLE “STEEL MELTING” FUEL FIRE AND
EXPLOSIONS. THE PASSPORT SURVIVED UN-SCRATCHED, NOT MELT/BURNT AT ALL,
TO THE GROUND WHERE THE F.B.I. DISCOVERED IT AND PLACED IT IN EVIDENCE
BAGGY.

YEARS LATER, A YANKEE PLAYER CRASHED HIS PRIVATE PLANE
INTO A MANHATTAN APARTMENT BUILDING; BUT AMAZINGLY HIS PASSPORT FROM
HIS POCKET MADE IT THROUGH THE FUEL BURNING FIRE AND EXPLOSION,
UN-SCRATCHED, NOT MELT/ BURNT AT ALL WHERE THE POLICE AND FIRE DEPT.
DISCOVERED IT. SO, NOW THEY SAY, “SEE IT CAN HAPPEN!”

PRESIDENT
BUSH SAYS DURING A PRESS CONFERENCE ON 9/11 “WE WILL NOT TOLERATE
OUTRAGEOUS CONSPIRACY THEORIES!” YEAH, I BET HE AND THEY WON’T TOLERATE
A PROPER INVESTIGATION OR SHARING THE FACTS IN THE CASE; PLUS WITNESS
TESTIMONY WITH THE FAMILIES OF THE DECEASED EITHER. I CAN HEAR HIM NOW:
“OH, WEDEFINETLY WON’T TOLERATE THAT SHIT!” THE SAME DAY, SEPT. 11TH 2001, SOMETHING ALSO HIT THE PENTAGON.

BE IT A PLANE OR MISSILE, IT DOESN’T MATTER. THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THE FACT THAT THE PENTAGON WAS SET ON FIRE, THEY’VE ACTUALLY SET A PENTAGRAM ON FIRE. ONLY SATANIC WORSHIPPERS SET PENTAGRAMS ON FIRE, WHEN THEY PRACTICE THEIR RITUALS.

THEREFORE, BY KILLING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE IN A MASS CREAMATION IN THE W.T.C. TOWERS AND BURNING A PENTAGRAM AT THE SAME TIME, THEY’VE COMMITED RITUALIST
MURDER FOR ALL TO WITNESS, AND BROUGHT FORTH AN AMOUNT OF NEGATIVE
ENERGY THAT WE DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND. JUST IMAGINE WHEN MILLIONS OF
PEOPLE ARE BEING SLAUGHTERED IN WAR. ….

ALSO, THE PENTAGON AND THE W.T.C. ARE STRATEGICALLY BUILT ON NATURAL ENERGY LINES THAT CRISS-CROSS THE ENTIRE PLANET. IT’S CALLED “THE WORLD GRID” OR “PLANETARY GRIDLINES.”

WHEREVER
THESE LINES CROSS, THE EARTH PRODUCES NATURAL ENERGY THAT SHOOTS UP AND
DOWN IN A VORTEX OR DOUBLE HELIX SHAPE. JUST LIKE THE SHAPE OF DNA.
(PEOPLE IF YOU RESEARCH YOU WILL LEARN.) THIS VORTEX OF ENERGY IS
NATURAL AND CAN BE USED FOR POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE; DEPENDING ON WHAT
YOU’RE DOING WITH IT.

MANY IMPORTANT STRUCTURES ARE BUILT ON
THESE CROSSING GRID LINES. THIS NATURAL SOURCE OF ENERGY CAN ALSO BE
USED TO POWER THE WORLD WITHOUT ELECTRICITY, NUCLEAR ENERGY, GAS, FUEL
OR ANYTHING ELSE THEY’VE GOT TO ENSLAVE, POISON, AND OR MAKE PROFIT OFF US ALL. BUT THAT IS A TOPIC FOR ANOTHER DAY.

MISSING CHILDREN-
FOR YEARS CHILDREN HAVE BEEN DISAPPEARING AT AN ALARMING RATE. WE’VE
ALL SEEN THEM ON THE BACK OF MILK CARTONS AND THE NEWS. BUT SINCE
AROUND 1999, FEDS MAGAZINE HAS BEEN DEDICATING 2 PAGES OF EVERY ISSUE
TO MISSING CHILDREN. MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ARE MISSING AND NOBODY SEEMS
TO BE STRESSING THE QUESTION TO WHY. WHERE ARE ALL THESE CHILDREN
GOING?

You can read the rest of it, including the symbolic meaning of the Sphinx, the orgin of the white race, the masons, and of course, how to use the Internet to look up the name of the Hughes Brothers' movie with Johnny Depp about Jack the Ripper.

http://www.vibe.com/news/online_exclusives/2008/05/celeb_blog_prodigy_3/

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Sorry

I should have written more often. I have a lot more to say about my time in Africa, because I was in Africa, and when you go to Africa, you come back with a lot to say. Since then, I had the oppurtunity to go to Providence, Rhode Island, which is kinda like the Africa of New England because when you go there, you have a lot to say. I suppose some would argue my life is like Africa, because well, I guess I have a lot ot say.

Here are some of the a lot to says about Providence:

1. The former mayor of Providence, Buddy Ciancii, was a bad ass. In addition to his poltics, which will be discussed later, he was larger than life in every way. He made it a point to attend every little league game, resturant opening, ceromony, etc. In fact, it was said about Buddy Ciancii that he wouldn't "miss the opening of a letter!" That's funny.

2. The other thing you should know about this guy is that he thought his wife was having an affair and one day, while in office as the mayor, he followed this guy home, got out of his car, put a ciggerette out on his face, and beat him to within an inch of his life with a big ass log. He resgined from office. When he ran again he was relected with more votes than any other politctian in the history of America the Great has ever recieved.

3. One more thing about Buddy Ciancii is that he was very smart and turned Providence from a dump to the thriving city on the ocean that it is today. Then after years of ruling the city with an iron fist and even more years of putting away mobsters as a prosecuter, he went down Elliot Spitzer style after a major corruption inditment was leveled against him.

4. He's a funny guy! My sister went to here him speak after he got out of prison and the kid who gave the introduction gave a faboulous introduction, fabulous. Then he got up and said, hey buddy, nice intro, but you left out four to seven years of my life!

5. The new mayor there is half Italian, half Jewish, and all gay. For real.

6. Dave Eggers gave a speech at my sister's graduation, and it was amazing.