America: Officially Fucked

1. Lehman Brothers is done. The Government, Barclays, and Bank Of America all told them to eat a dick.
2. Merril Lynch, sold to Bank Of America for a crackhead price of $50 billion
3. AIG, will collapose in three days if the government doesn't give them $40 billion.
4. McCain: "The fundamentals of our economy are strong.”

We have all been Bear-Stearns(ed). Hard