Matt Canter

Always one of my favorite people, and now he's been on tv.

Ladies take note, this guy is a catch, he was on his way to Rabbinical school when he decided to go into politics, and yeah, that was after he ripped up his acceptance letter to the London School of Economics, cause you know, it's not like Mick Jagger was able to learn anything there about making money. Also, did I mention he speaks fluent Nepali? For real, one day we were at this thrift store (savers rip) and I was putting on a jacket and I looked around and there he was, yapping away in Nepali with some people from Nepal. Nepalis? Nepalians? You know who would know what they're called? Matt Canter. He knows everything. Also, he likes a lot of different Jazz organists. And not just Jimmy Smith.



I hope this is a lesson to everyone, if you work hard, know Russ Feingold, and stop dating girls with dreads, you too can be on MSNBC. It's a shame he didn't win it for his guy down there in Georgia, but the Great State Of Wisconsin is ready for the triumphant return of the best press secretary our governor's office has ever seen. Come back, post haste son.