EVAN HARRY KLEIN

As his father Neil wrote in the email announcing his child's birth:
"Ho's be lining up."
See ya'll in 8 days at the Bris.

(Local legend has it Milwaukee mobster Frank Frank Balistreri ate his first and only piece of gefilte fish--clearly the first on my list of things I want to eat a bris--at Neil's own bris nearly 30 years ago. I'm told that with the change of location and what have you this year's special shady guest is going to be Tony Rezko.)