Essay Contest: Who Wants To Go To Steely Dan With Me?

Steely Dan apparently can't stay out of the midwest. They will perform Aja tonight and The Royal Scam on Saturday, which is the night I will attend. If you wish to attend said event with me, please submit an essay as to why you deserve to go. The winner will receive a ten (10) dollar bill to go towards the price of their ticket. Also, R. Kelly is playing on Sunday, and the same contest applies.